A Burberry Man is classic (generalisation/fact). A Burberry man is handsome (another generalisation). A Burberry man is fashionable (obviously). A Burberry Prorsum pre-fall 2012 wearing man is a player! (Fact. The proof is in this post.)
There is something about Burberry Prorsum. That something is the clothes. Question: Who reading this wishes they had a Burberry something hanging up in their wardrobe? Be it a classic trench, an edgy leather jacket or a luxurious dress.
However, Burberry man has decided he wants to mix and match and be a fashionable player for a while. Burberry+Jason Wu. Swit-swooo. Burberry+Chanel. Beautiful to look at. Burberry+Burberry. Two peas in a pod.
Player #1
Burberry: Looking good Jason Wu.
Jason Wu: You too, Burberry. Loving the coat.
Player #2
Burberry: Chanel, you are a vision in that dress. Be Mine.
Chanel: Pah. I don't do chat up lines, Burberry. Do you know who I am?
Burberry: But you look so beautiful....
Chanel: Get over yourself.
The Real Deal
Stay away girls. I'm wearing Burberry. He is wearing Burberry.Take that.
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